First post
God I hate this login bullshit.
I named this blog immediatethoughts and that's what it is. If only I could keep the thought in my head long enough to get it out.
A blog is supposed to be instantanious, yet here I ponder what to say next as dig that fuckking, miserable, persistant booger out of my nose.
"Blogs are for kids to lets their parents spy on them." I just came up with that as I thought who should notify that I'm writing "my first blog entry". Pathetic. Get-that-fucking-booger-out-of-my-nose!!!
Here's what I want: command line search from the >>Run cmd. Fuck this bullshit of opening a browser to do a query. If I should query (which I do quite a lot of now that I think about it) I want that query .01ms away from my train of thought. I don't want to open a window, wait for browser to load, tab to query window, type query, wait. That's b.s.
SpaceK (Spacebar + the letter K) that is the fucking bomb letter combination. Why? Thing about it....What's the biggest, fattest key on the keyboard? The spacebar. Pinkie movement for the shift or control key? Delicate pinky and a small special key? "Gee....what a perfect match." . Before the brackets, after the brackets? Here I can program in 5 different and otherwise do some pretty complicated shit, but I can't remember where to put the period after a quote that was withing quotes? Ahhghghghgh! At this point some little athiest being in me says "You ain't shit mo-fo!" You may think you tha thit, but you still can't remember where to put the goddamn motherfucking punctuation in a language that you've been speaking your entire life." Miserable piss-ant.
D + D : Middle fingers mashed together? Nice combination.
S + L : Apposing ring fingers: Boom-boom. Left to right and right to left should be considered.
E + I : Again middle fingers. Just feels good. Think left to right, plus right to left.
F + J : Ahhhh....the middle row. Talk about a nice fine row of letters.
J + F : Opposite of the above I just wanted to point it out.
One thing through all these posts is the fact that often I use the left shift keys for letters located on the left hand. I know I shouldn't and I hate it. Why use the left pinky to hold down shift while I talk about the letter "S"? Wait.....I've just always assumed it be wrong. Is it that wrong? Does it corrupt my writing style? Does it affect my typing speed? Does it affect my spelling proficiency?
Highlight and copy word
WindowsKey+R
type: s [[this means to mean spellcheck]] i copied the executable winword.exe and renamed it s.exe
past via: CTRL+V
visually check squigglies
and see if it gives me a squiggly line to indicate misspelling. If it does give me a squiggly then I futz around with the word until it no longer has squigglies (implying correct spelling) and then I copy that word back to the editor I was working in.>
borriinnnng.....Anyway I guess I just want to say once and for all I'm the fastest do-it-yourself-shortcut guy you'll ever meet.
I need software that does my keystrokes....I know there is stuff out there....the question is is it customizable enought to do all the unique stuff I want it to do?
CTRL+KK (that's right two "K"s) so me on a 50% transparency level any new email that has come in since I last checked. If no email has come in then say so. "no email." or some international sign that says "no point checking mo-fo, nothing new for you".
Screen broken up into n-quadrants...
email by
each categorization gets its quadrant on the screen
each quadrant associated with a transparent hot key
assume cartesian 4 quadrant system
d = -x,+y,
j=+x,+y
f=-x,-y
h=+x,-y
So email is categorized into these n-quadrant system. You scan each email and select the quadrant that it resides in. That email category enters the main focus of the screen and then each email is numbered and selectable by an individual hotkey.
Hover-pointer over keyboard. Thumb + pointing finger coming into contact with eachother causes computer to switch to mouse mode. Once in mouse mode a sensor embeded some place into your hand becomes the mouse. You guide your hand as the mouse and with pointing finger coming into contact with middle finger (adjustable) causes a click. This motion allows you to bypass the entire lifting your hand off the keyboard.
I want the minoritiy report concept of sifting through millions of pieces of data and your body being the essence of the mind in terms of filtering it.
I loved that weezer song "You're on drugs...your're on drugs" and would like to do a video of me coming to work with a video camera from the general first person perspective and to hover text of me walking past the normal everyday people with their drugs called out. Zoloft, coffee, speed, meth, valium, retinol, anti-X, anti-Y, etc... The video would just show how every person is on some sort of drug throug the day..
I just tried registering www.imediatethoughts.com through midphase.com and I fucked up. I accidently it 1405 instead of 1406 as my phone number. Normally that would not be a big, but with the midPhase registering process they call the phone number you entered to confirm your account. I really wanted that account. You know how when you are in the midst of something you can't wait??? Well, I want that account now I and screwed up. Now, I wait until tomorrow and jump throug their sucky tech support line to straighten everything out.
Ugghgh. I'm so used to hitting CTRL+S in MS Word (or whatever document I'm in) to save a breathing point, but when I do it in blogger.com it saves my document (good), but immediately takes me to the posted blog (bad). Is there a way to change this? As a customer here is what I think:
This is a setting....is there a setting button/link on the page?
Yes. (It is a tab calledSettings)
I'm going to click it? Does it lose my current rantings?
Thank god I copied and saved everything above because when I clicked OK on the firefox warning I did indeed lose the comments I had made. I know that would tough (or at least I think it would be) as a web developer. Anyway I want to help the customer feedback process.
ooohhhh...I almost hit CTRL+S after that last paragraph (because of instict), but so quickly I learn, not on blogspot. (Yet, I still can't remember where the period goes.). I bet you if I were to be zapped with 1000 volts when I fucked up the period, parentheses, end quote grammar routine I wouldn't forget it. Pain = lesson.
Multiple mouses attached to one computer. Why do I have to use the same mouse all the time. I want the computer experience to be an immediatethought.

0 Comments:
Post a Comment
<< Home