Remote message retrieval via MP3

Phone at home as a sound activated device near it. When the phone rings the devices starts a n-minute waiting cycle. After a certain amount of time has elapsed the computer calls into the messaging service and sends the appropriate DTMF tones where applicable. Each message is then saved to an MP3 file and attached to an email.

The email is formatted as an HTML page and allows you to delete messages by marking each message as "deleted" or "saved".

No more calling in to check messages from home. Could attempt speech to text translation also, (understandable the results may be terrible).